LATEST JOKES- CHUTKULE- LET'S LAUGH
Husband: I Found Aladin’s Lamp Today.
Wife: Wow, What Did U Ask For Darling??
Husband: I Asked Him To Increase Your Brain Ten Times..
Wife: Oh..Jaan..Luv U So Much.. Did He Do That??
Husband: He Laughed And Said Multiplication Doesn’t Apply On Zero.
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Mother: “Why Are You Home From School So Early?”
Son: “I Was The Only One Who Could Answer A Question.”
Mother: “Oh, Really? What Was The Question?”
Son: “Who Threw The Eraser At The Principal?”
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Definition Of Honeymoon:
A Man’s Last Holiday
Before He Starts Working
For A New Boss !!
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Very Funny Husband Wife Jokes In English-
Banta: How The Word “Wife” Was Invented?
Santa: They Took The First Two And Last Two Letters Of “Wildlife”!
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Two Golden Rules Of Very Happy Marriage
1-The Wife Is Always Right.
2-When You Feel She Is Wrong Slap Yourself And Read Rule Number 1 Again.
Boys By The Way This Rules Also Applied On Girlfriend.
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Boss: Where Were You Born?
Raju: India ..
Boss: Which Part?
Raju: What ‘Which Part’? Whole Body Was Born In India
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2 Friends were Fixing A Bomb In A Car.
Friend 1: What Would You Do If The Bomb
Explodes While Fixing.
Friend 2: Dont Worry, I Have One More.
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Bunty: I Think That Girl Is Deaf..
Ghanti: How Do U Know?
Bunty: I Told I Love Her, But She Said Her Chappals Are New
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Bunty: U Cheated Me.
Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U.
Bunty: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is ‘All India Radio! ‘
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At The Scene Of An Accident A Man Was Crying: O God! I Have Lost My Hand, Oh!
Bunty: Control Yourself. Don’t Cry. See That Man. He Has Lost His Head. Is He Crying?
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Bunty Joined New Job. 1st Day He Worked Till Late Evening On The Computer. Boss Was Happy And Asked What You Did Till Evening.
Bunty: Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order, So I Made It Alright.
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Salesman: Sir, Do You Want This Powder ?
Bunty: For What ?
Salesman: For Ants
Bunty: No. If I Give Powder Today, She Will Ask Lipstick Tomorrow!!
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Museum Administrator: That’s A 500-Year-Old Statue U’ve Broken..
Bunty: Thanks God! I Thought It Was A New One.
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Employee: Sir, Bunty Is Standing Outside Your Cabin With A Bunch Of Underwears In A Basket!
Boss: Oh Shit! I Told Him To Debrief His Team And Meet Me In 15 Mins.
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Bunty: My Mobile Bill How Much?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, Just Dial 123 To Know Current Bill Status
Santa: Stupid, Not CURRENT BILL My MOBILE BILL.????
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Lecturer: Write A Note On Gandhi Jayanthi
Santa Writes: “Gandhi Was A Great Man, But I Don’t Know Who Is Jayanthi.
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One Tourist From U.S.A. Asked Santa: Any Great Man Born In This Village???
Santa: No Sir, Only Small Babies!!!
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Manager Asked Bunty At An Interview.
Can You Spell A Word That Has More Than 100 Letters In It?
Bunty Replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X
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Teacher: “What Is Common Between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI And BUDHA?”
Bunty: “All Are Born On Government Holidays…!!!
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Best One Line Ad By A Married Man On OLX:
“For Sale – Wedding Suit, Used Only Once By Mistake……”
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A Couple Was Having Dinner At A Fancy Restaurant. As The Food Was Served,
Husband: “The Food Looks Delicious, Let’s Eat.”
Wife: Honey…..You Say Prayer Before Eating At Home.
Husband: That’s At Home Sweetheart……Here The Chef Knows How To Cook.
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What Is The Difference Between Welding And Wedding
In Welding There Are Sparks First And Bonding Forever, , Whereas
In Wedding There Is Bonding First And Sparks Forever
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Difference Between “Facebook” And “Whatsapp” Conversation :
On “Whatsapp” –
Wife : Kab Se Wait Kar Rahi Hoon. Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho, Loafer?
Husband : Abhi Kuchh Pataa Nahi. Dimaag Mat Chaato. Jab Dekho Pareshaan Karti Rehti Ho.
On “FaceBook” –
Wife : Dear When Will You Be Back? You Are The Best Husband In The World. Miss You. Come Back Soon.
(Status Liked By 50 Of Her Friends)
Husband : Thanks For Being There Always. So Lucky To Have A Wonderful Wife
Like You. Will Be Back Soon Honey. (Status Liked By 75 Friends,
Including Sister-In-Law & Mother-In-Law) ?
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